Conference – The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise – The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary – A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room – A place where everybody talks,nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy – A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc – A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Opportunist – A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist – A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
Pessimist – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Criminal – A guy no different from the rest…except that he got caught.
Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.