One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other good night at the front door, theguy started feeling a little more romantic. With an air of confidence,he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"He asked grinning at her.
" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!
There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
" No way, it's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "
Suddenly.....Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or ifneeded, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL.........."